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Thu, Mar. 19th, 2009, 02:39 am

i know of a certain farm, where every july they pick the peas. what a bunch of amateurs.
i have a cancer policy do you? rent is late on the 6th, oops! call now operators are standing by, with the healing properties of the leading medical doctors in europe. surely we couldn't make such claims if we didn't have proven results! it's all right, cuz you're all of got tonight. i need you, tonight.
i don't care if you use me again, i don't care if you abuse me again, and you can make me, and you can fake me, i don't care, and you can love me just 'bout anywhere, it's all right.
men don't shave carrots well, because the kitchen scissors have been slimed, ray. don't cross the beams, ghost of easter jesus! crumb coated crust, that's a tough one.

Sat, Mar. 21st, 2009 03:28 am (UTC)

you weirdo.